Dear Email Marketer,
Since about 3 dozen people like yourself, fill up my email box daily uninvited, I feel I should be compensated for my troubles.
If you wish to pitch your ideas, products or services to me and use up my valuable time, here’s what needs to happen. Let me know if this is the path you wish to continue on, and I will invoice you for $100 which gets you up to 15 minutes of my time. I will patiently and intently listen to your sales pitch and, who knows, I might even buy what you’re selling. However, I will not be spending my valuable time for free.
If you feel strongly that it’s crucial that I see you sales presentation, please let me know and I will email you an invoice for $100. After you pay the invoice, I will be happy to schedule an appointment with you. Until that happens, please do not contact me again.
The Business Owner