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Dear Email Marketer,
Since about 3 dozen people like yourself, fill up my email box daily uninvited, I feel I should be compensated for my troubles.
If you wish to pitch your ideas, products or services to me and use up my valuable time, here’s what needs to happen. Let me know if this is the path you wish to continue on, and I will invoice you for $100 which gets you up to 15 minutes of my time. I will patiently and intently listen to your sales pitch and, who knows, I might even buy what you’re selling. However, I will not be spending my valuable time for free.
If you feel strongly that it’s crucial that I see you sales presentation, please let me know and I will email you an invoice for $100. After you pay the invoice, I will be happy to schedule an appointment with you. Until that happens, please do not contact me again.

The Business Owner



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About Me

Robert L. Woods is the retired partner of the Institute For Fiduciary Education ( that provided investment seminars for public and private pension funds, endowments and institutional fund managers. He spent 28 years working for the State of California, as a budget and financial analyst which includes 16 years as an Investment Officer for the California State Teachers’ Retirement System (CalSTRS). At CalSTRS, he established it as one of the nation’s first institutional home loan programs with a down payment assistance component. He also spent 13 years on the Board of Trustees for the Sacramento County Employees Retirement System (SCERS). He was a Trustee with the University of California, Davis, Cal Aggie Alumni Association and a member of the Chancellor’s Council on Community & Diversity. He is a Life Member: Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, Inc., Theta Gamma Sigma Chapter, Sacramento, CA.

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